Seven News Teaches Cops About Crowd Behaviour, Allegedly

A Seven News cameraman apparently showed cops on the Melbourne Cup shift how crowds behave by having a woman push over an officer.

Acting Superintendent Steven Cooper was preparing to explain how crowds behave at the time. The 25-year-old drunkard shoved Acting Superintendent Cooper into some bushes, which caused his reading glasses to break.

Raw footage from a Seven News camera shows her approaching the officer while the cameraman whines “Oh no!” While being led away, the drunkard looks right at the camera and says the cameraman made her do it.

The face of an alleged badass.

Cameramen are known for passing the time with gallows humour and amusing anecdotes, as seen in the entertaining Sydney Siege footage of cameramen who didn’t know they were on air.

Choice Sydney Siege quotes included “He got garlic bread as well! Wish I worked for The Guardian!” and “You see that cop car? Go and turn it over!”

A good time was had by all. Two horses died which makes the occasion more dull than a Dothraki wedding.